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nefarious, that's one of my all-time favorite jokes. It was totally mind blowing the first time I heard it.
A string goes into a bar. The bartender glares at it and says "Get out of here. We don't serve your kind." Dejected, the string goes outside. Then it gets an idea. It ties its top to its bottom and then drags itself back and forth on the sidewalk. It goes back into the bar but when the bartender sees it he says, "Hey, didn't I just tell you to get out?" It replies, "Fraid knot."
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