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05-02-2003, 04:16 AM
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Location: Georgia, USA
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Laughed my ass off.............so simple, how come I never thought of that!
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08-29-2003, 01:30 AM
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It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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A three legged dog walks into a bar and shouts "I'm lookin for the man who shot muh paw!" classic. If you don't get that.....you're an idiot.
Asta!!
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08-29-2003, 01:37 AM
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Location: Location, Location, Location...
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08-31-2003, 04:47 AM
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I am the anomaly.
Location: Motown
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http://tfproject.org/tfp/showthread....ul+joke+thread 
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09-04-2003, 02:41 PM
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Upright
Location: Philippines
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And the ultimate variant being [posted in the anti-joke thread]:
Two ducks walked into a bar. The third one guys. zing~
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09-04-2003, 05:34 PM
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2+2=5? Not again!
Location: Dallas, Texas
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nefarious, that's one of my all-time favorite jokes. It was totally mind blowing the first time I heard it.
A string goes into a bar. The bartender glares at it and says "Get out of here. We don't serve your kind." Dejected, the string goes outside. Then it gets an idea. It ties its top to its bottom and then drags itself back and forth on the sidewalk. It goes back into the bar but when the bartender sees it he says, "Hey, didn't I just tell you to get out?" It replies, "Fraid knot." |
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09-05-2003, 08:41 PM
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Upright
Location: The Basement in Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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09-06-2003, 04:12 PM
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bAck iN aCtiOn!
Location: in my imagination
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heeeeheeee i liked the vlad the impaler one
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