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Ten of my favorites ...
In no particular order :
10) My dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me.
9) My dick is so big, a homeless family lives underneath it.
8) My dick is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. my dick.
7) My dick is so big, we use it at parties as a limbo pole.
6) My dick is so big, I was once in Ohio and got a blowjob in Tennessee.
5) My dick is so big, Michael Jackson wants to build an amusement park on it.
4) My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second, and third.
3) My dick is so big that the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures.
2) My dick is so big, I’m already fucking a girl tomorrow.
1) My dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and my dick.
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