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Couple more ones that if had lying around
Male comebacks to female comebacks to male pick up lines -
Man - Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman - Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man - Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat s*lut.
Man - Is this seat empty?
Woman - Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man - There's no need to get on your knees and suck on my c*ck just
yet, we've only just met!!!
Man - Your place or mine?
Woman - Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man - That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my
car, I don't give a s*hit where you go.
Man - So, what do you do for a living?
Woman - I'm a female impersonator.
Man - That explains the moustache then!
Man - How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman - Unfertilised.
Man - No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your a*rse.
Man - I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman - But would you stay there?
Man - Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to
shake off once you've been shagged.
and this is the best...........
Man - You're pretty
Woman - P*iss off.
Man - Don't interrupt, You're pretty ugly, you fat b*itch
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