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Whoa, whoa, Rivera isn't Benitez. Rivera is just coming back from injury and is having a hard time getting back into better-than-Gagne form.
Benitez is a choker, like I'm drowning in 100 feet of water choking. Guarenteed if anything is on the line Benitez will throw up a nice pitch right over the middle or whereever that particular batter likes it and it will be clobbered to Canada.
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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