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<Paranoia>
Hail Friend Computer! Troubleshooter FUCK-U-ALL-1 is ready and awaiting commands! My Bouncy Bubble Beverage was extremely tasty this morning!
Computer! I have discovered a Commie Mutant Traitor! Requesting a Termination Voucher Request Form so I might fill out his violation of failing to comply with Regulation 135.17/69A-12B.
No friend computer, I do not know what Regulation 135.17/69A-12B is! That is above my clearance! In fact, I do not know what a Regulation 135.17/69A-12B is! All I know is that I have encountered a Commie Mutant Traitor and he has violated it!
Yes friend Computer! I will gladly enter the reprocessing chamber for advanced hygenic discombobulation!
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On a more serious note, I think a system like Manna would cause more trouble than it's worth. Although it would feasibly work on low-level menial jobs, as you get into more and more advanced situation you encounter things which simply cannot be broken down into steps. Areas such as innovation, research and development, and entertainment all require a level of competence and experience that goes far beyond a little voice telling you to do specific steps.
The hacking possibilities are extremely amusing. Imagine what would happen...
"Good morning Sally. Your first task will be to help the first customer. Is he male?"
"Yes."
"Excellent. Start by removing your blouse."
It could happen.
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