A woman walks up to a guy known to have the biggest dick in town. She asks him how big it really is. He told her that he would only tell her if they go back to his place for a couple of rounds. She thinks about it and agrees.
They go back to his place and she excitedly says, "I don't know how much I can handle!"
He replies, "Don't worry, I'll only give you 2 inches."
She says complaining, "That's not enough!"
He says, "It will be when I give you the first inch and the last inch!"
Glad
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I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!
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