We've all heard 'em before, and most have told a few as well....so now it's time to share the best! Bring what you've got to the table, slap 'em down, and bask in the appreciation of your big dick.....joke.
I'll even start the thread for ya'.....
My dick is so big, it gets called "sir".
My dick is so big, it doesn't return Speilberg's calls.
My dick is so big, it's dick is bigger than your dick.
My dick is so big, NASA is launching a satellite to map it next year.
Okay, what happens with the thread is now up to you.....Make me proud, boys and girls!
