He rubs it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says "You caught me at a really bad time and I can only give you one wish so you better make it good" So the guy thinks for a little bit and replies with "I really hate flying, and I hate sailing even more but I really wanna take a vaction to Hawaii....So could you build me a highway that stretches all the way across to Hawaii so I can just drive there?" The Genie replies saying: "Oh thats way too big you gotta think of something else man do you know how hard that would be?" so the guy thinks a little more and he's like...."Okay I got it. I would like to be able to understand women!"....So the Genie sighs rolls his eyes and replies "Okay do you want 2 lanes or 4 lanes?" ...... (do the drum thingy!
)
Okay if you've heard it before just pretend you haven't so I don't feel like a total jackass. Thank you for your time I'll be here all week...maybe...probably....yeah
Asta!!