So some guy finds a genie bottle on the beach...... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

K-Wise · 08-30-2003, 12:53 PM

He rubs it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says "You caught me at a really bad time and I can only give you one wish so you better make it good" So the guy thinks for a little bit and replies with "I really hate flying, and I hate sailing even more but I really wanna take a vaction to Hawaii....So could you build me a highway that stretches all the way across to Hawaii so I can just drive there?" The Genie replies saying: "Oh thats way too big you gotta think of something else man do you know how hard that would be?" so the guy thinks a little more and he's like...."Okay I got it. I would like to be able to understand women!"....So the Genie sighs rolls his eyes and replies "Okay do you want 2 lanes or 4 lanes?" ...... (do the drum thingy!

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Okay if you've heard it before just pretend you haven't so I don't feel like a total jackass. Thank you for your time I'll be here all week...maybe...probably....yeah

Asta!!

glophead · 08-30-2003, 01:35 PM

I would want 4 lanes.

GakFace · 08-30-2003, 01:41 PM

Root_Beer_Man · 08-30-2003, 03:39 PM

HAHA i heard one like but about world peace...they all Good

TIO · 08-31-2003, 12:00 AM

For the English: I heard this one about Charles running over one of the Royal Corgis. The genie couldn't bring it back to life, so Charles asked it to make Carmilla beautiful. The genie thought for a second, and said, 'let's take another look at that corgi'

K-Wise · 08-31-2003, 12:35 AM

LMFAO ya know the funny thing is...I own a Pembroke Welsh Corgi. She's a pain in the ass. Ya know them herding dogs if I'm walking and I don't acknowledge her she starts nipping my heels and biting my ass. Really annoying but she's fuckin adorable so I resist the temptation to smack her. Weird dogs too....we didn't know what the hell she was when we were gonna buy her. No one else does either...they think she's a mutt like a Datsund mix...and they refer to her as "That weird lookin dog..." sometimes.

Asta!!

doubleaught · 09-01-2003, 11:35 PM

ba dum dum PISHHH

(the drum thingy)

Tickford · 09-02-2003, 07:23 PM

I gotta admit, thats a new one for me....... I like it.....

K-Wise · 09-03-2003, 12:02 AM

I got a bajillion!

Asta!!

fallen_angel · 09-24-2003, 10:02 PM

I want to understand men and a horsey!!

mystmarimatt · 09-24-2003, 11:54 PM

that's too awesome. genie jokes are always good.

Speed_Gibson · 09-25-2003, 07:22 PM

not new, but always a funny one

MichaelFarker · 09-25-2003, 09:21 PM

First time I've heard it. Thanks K-Wise.

thespian86 · 09-28-2003, 03:40 PM

it's all about the genies that bitch alot... Thats why ur here! TO GIVE US WISHES!

08-30-2003, 12:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	So some guy finds a genie bottle on the beach...... He rubs it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says "You caught me at a really bad time and I can only give you one wish so you better make it good" So the guy thinks for a little bit and replies with "I really hate flying, and I hate sailing even more but I really wanna take a vaction to Hawaii....So could you build me a highway that stretches all the way across to Hawaii so I can just drive there?" The Genie replies saying: "Oh thats way too big you gotta think of something else man do you know how hard that would be?" so the guy thinks a little more and he's like...."Okay I got it. I would like to be able to understand women!"....So the Genie sighs rolls his eyes and replies "Okay do you want 2 lanes or 4 lanes?" ...... (do the drum thingy!) Okay if you've heard it before just pretend you haven't so I don't feel like a total jackass. Thank you for your time I'll be here all week...maybe...probably....yeah Asta!!

08-30-2003, 01:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	__________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

08-30-2003, 03:39 PM	#4 (permalink)
Root_Beer_Man Crazy	HAHA i heard one like but about world peace...they all Good __________________ >3 Cheers for boobies!!<

08-31-2003, 12:00 AM	#5 (permalink)
TIO Addict Location: The Land Down Under	For the English: I heard this one about Charles running over one of the Royal Corgis. The genie couldn't bring it back to life, so Charles asked it to make Carmilla beautiful. The genie thought for a second, and said, 'let's take another look at that corgi' __________________ Strewth

08-31-2003, 12:35 AM	#6 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	LMFAO ya know the funny thing is...I own a Pembroke Welsh Corgi. She's a pain in the ass. Ya know them herding dogs if I'm walking and I don't acknowledge her she starts nipping my heels and biting my ass. Really annoying but she's fuckin adorable so I resist the temptation to smack her. Weird dogs too....we didn't know what the hell she was when we were gonna buy her. No one else does either...they think she's a mutt like a Datsund mix...and they refer to her as "That weird lookin dog..." sometimes. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

08-30-2003, 01:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
glophead Crazy Location: Springfield, VA	I would want 4 lanes.

09-01-2003, 11:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
doubleaught Psycho Location: OMFG BRB	ba dum dum PISHHH (the drum thingy)

09-02-2003, 07:23 PM	#8 (permalink)
Tickford Insane Location: Australia	I gotta admit, thats a new one for me....... I like it..... __________________ Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. Samuel Goldwyn

09-03-2003, 12:02 AM	#9 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	I got a bajillion! Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

09-24-2003, 10:02 PM	#10 (permalink)
fallen_angel Psycho Location: Somewhere between the Havens and the Earth	I want to understand men and a horsey!! __________________ from the Havens I have fallen. . . to the earth as a mangled form. . . writhing in pain, my wings torn and bloodied. . . I have one purpose, only one goal. . . to find you and love you, for I am your. . . fallen angel

09-24-2003, 11:54 PM	#11 (permalink)
mystmarimatt Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind Location: Oreegawn	that's too awesome. genie jokes are always good. __________________ Words of Wisdom: If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.

09-25-2003, 07:22 PM	#12 (permalink)
Speed_Gibson Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Location: right here of course	not new, but always a funny one __________________ Started talking to yourself I see. Yes, it's the only way I can be certain of an intelligent conversation. Black Adder

09-25-2003, 09:21 PM	#13 (permalink)
MichaelFarker 2+2=5? Not again! Location: Dallas, Texas	First time I've heard it. Thanks K-Wise.

09-28-2003, 03:40 PM	#14 (permalink)
thespian86 change is hard. Location: the green room.	it's all about the genies that bitch alot... Thats why ur here! TO GIVE US WISHES! __________________ EX: Whats new? ME: I officially love coffee more then you now. EX: uh... ME: So, not much.