Thread: Elephant Jokes
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Old 04-19-2003, 12:14 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Elephant Jokes

They're old, they're bad, and everyone's heard them, but what joke forum would be complete without them?

Q. What do elephants use for tampons?

A. Sheep.


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Q. Why do elephants have long trunks?

A. Sheep don't have strings to get them back out.


Last edited by JadziaDax; 11-19-2003 at 02:35 AM..
 
 

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