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KillerYoda · 04-24-2003, 08:43 PM

Here's what I got off the top of my head:

I sure hope Nintendo doesn't take over. You'd go to the hospital to get your vision fixed and they'd take out your voicebox in the process, then offer an attachment to remedy the voicebox problem. Then, when you have that fixed, you notice your new vision and voicebox are making your tire easier, so you get some prescription drugs to remedy the problem. Then a week later, they come out with a new surgery that fixes vision and voice all at once.

If Sony owned the world all vehicles would work for about 90 days, then the wheels would fall off and you'd have to buy a completely new vehicle, since your car can't use offroad or white-wall tires now, and it would cost more to fix your old tires anyways.

If Microsoft owned the world, everything would be huge and take up lots of space and have "X" at the begining of it's name.

If Konami took over the world, everything would be cool, until about halfway through your life when you're suddenly replaced by a weaker version of yourself named Raiden.

Of course, if Square took over, everyone would talk in half-hour monologues all day, then be forced to play Blitzball for no reason.

Blizzard taking over would result in child birth taking 5 years rather than 9 monthes.

If Capcom owned the world, we'd constantly be at war with neighboring planets SNK and Marvel.

Rockstar ruling the world wouldn't change much: violence, sex, and cock jokes. Would that really be much different than things are now? However, prostitute fatalities would rise dramatically.

And finally, if Atari took over, the world would go bankrupt, then officially change it's name, then go broke again.

04-24-2003, 08:43 PM	#21 (permalink)
KillerYoda The Original Emo Gangsta Location: Sixth Floor, Texas School Book Depository	Here's what I got off the top of my head: I sure hope Nintendo doesn't take over. You'd go to the hospital to get your vision fixed and they'd take out your voicebox in the process, then offer an attachment to remedy the voicebox problem. Then, when you have that fixed, you notice your new vision and voicebox are making your tire easier, so you get some prescription drugs to remedy the problem. Then a week later, they come out with a new surgery that fixes vision and voice all at once. If Sony owned the world all vehicles would work for about 90 days, then the wheels would fall off and you'd have to buy a completely new vehicle, since your car can't use offroad or white-wall tires now, and it would cost more to fix your old tires anyways. If Microsoft owned the world, everything would be huge and take up lots of space and have "X" at the begining of it's name. If Konami took over the world, everything would be cool, until about halfway through your life when you're suddenly replaced by a weaker version of yourself named Raiden. Of course, if Square took over, everyone would talk in half-hour monologues all day, then be forced to play Blitzball for no reason. Blizzard taking over would result in child birth taking 5 years rather than 9 monthes. If Capcom owned the world, we'd constantly be at war with neighboring planets SNK and Marvel. Rockstar ruling the world wouldn't change much: violence, sex, and cock jokes. Would that really be much different than things are now? However, prostitute fatalities would rise dramatically. And finally, if Atari took over, the world would go bankrupt, then officially change it's name, then go broke again. __________________ "So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team."