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Ok so let's say video game companies take over the world...
...And you are forced to choose one as your god. Who would you select? Each company has thier own game characters at thier disposal to conquer the other companies.
Note : Rivalries between the game companies characters are non-existant, ex : Dante and Mundus wouldn't fight. I would go for Blizzard, I mean come on! That's the obvious choice. They have all the Warcraft heros and Demigods, the unstoppable futuristic technology of the Starcrtaft world, and the undeniable power of Diablo in that world!
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Location: Up my ass
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Rockstar would be sweet! You could go around and drive over people at will. And all of lifes goals could be found by locating the pink cursor on your map or by standing in the pink glowing area on the street!
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It's tough....I'm not sure about whether to choose Square or Capcom.....
I mean, Square has Final Fantasy! But then again, Capcom has Street Fighter, Mega Man, Devil May Cry and more. Ugh, I'm going into convulsions trying to decide. I think I'll take Square, because Sephiroth is god. |
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Sephiroth - Shi....!
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I'm torn between Konami and Square/Enix
I think I'll go with Konami because.. Castlevania Silent Hill Dance Dance Revolution Gradius Metal Gear Contra and above all else... FROGGER!!!!! well.. After careful consideration.. I think I'll switch my vote to Tecmo because... Ninja Gaiden Dead of alive Tecmo Superbowl Dead or alive 2 Dead of alive Ninja Gaiden Dead or alive 2 hardcore Dead of alive 3 Ninja Gaiden dead or alive extreme beach volleyball Did I mention Ninja Gaiden?
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They have to have someone to protect. How the hell are they going to protect themselves
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Location: Denver CO
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I'm not denying its a fun game... ive had plenty of embarrassing sessions at the local arcade... but Dante and Snake are soooo not gonna want to be seen with those DDR guys...
![]() Oooh maybe the DDR squad could be used as a decoy.... yeah... i think you have something there..... im changing my vote to Konami... or Ninja Gaiden like mike said.... |
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Location: An Aussie Outback
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The Northern Ward
Location: Columbus, Ohio
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Screw those panty waist assfaces. I know some developers, gods my ass.
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The Original Emo Gangsta
Location: Sixth Floor, Texas School Book Depository
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Here's what I got off the top of my head:
I sure hope Nintendo doesn't take over. You'd go to the hospital to get your vision fixed and they'd take out your voicebox in the process, then offer an attachment to remedy the voicebox problem. Then, when you have that fixed, you notice your new vision and voicebox are making your tire easier, so you get some prescription drugs to remedy the problem. Then a week later, they come out with a new surgery that fixes vision and voice all at once. If Sony owned the world all vehicles would work for about 90 days, then the wheels would fall off and you'd have to buy a completely new vehicle, since your car can't use offroad or white-wall tires now, and it would cost more to fix your old tires anyways. If Microsoft owned the world, everything would be huge and take up lots of space and have "X" at the begining of it's name. If Konami took over the world, everything would be cool, until about halfway through your life when you're suddenly replaced by a weaker version of yourself named Raiden. Of course, if Square took over, everyone would talk in half-hour monologues all day, then be forced to play Blitzball for no reason. Blizzard taking over would result in child birth taking 5 years rather than 9 monthes. If Capcom owned the world, we'd constantly be at war with neighboring planets SNK and Marvel. Rockstar ruling the world wouldn't change much: violence, sex, and cock jokes. Would that really be much different than things are now? However, prostitute fatalities would rise dramatically. And finally, if Atari took over, the world would go bankrupt, then officially change it's name, then go broke again.
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Location: Rice U, Houston, Texas, United States, North American Continent, Western Hemisphere, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, Universe
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I've got to go with Lucasarts, because "No one ever dies in a LucasArts adventure game...unless they're trying something new"
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Location: Berkeley
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Electronic Arts. They already publish like half the computer games on the shelves. Although, Microsoft has some seriously deep pockets, which will translate to some major staying power.
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