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What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
You know how many people went down on the Titanic.
How does a blonde turn on the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
What do you call a blond standing on her head?
A brunette with bad breath.
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