The more often you visit the Promised Land, the more you'll realize that it's the journey, not the destination, that gives the most pleasure.
OK - to be more practical - double up on the condoms, or triple, if that's what it takes.
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If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors:
"If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too."
It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.
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