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Old 08-27-2003, 08:36 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Quote:
How do you kill a blue elephant?

Shoot him with a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a pink elephant?

Hold his nose til he turns blue, and shoot him with the blue elephant gun, stupid.
Is this one of those mathematician jokes about reducing the current problem to a previously solved problem?

And to do my part to add to the bad jokes:

Q: What is long, hard and full of seaman?

A: A submarine
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