Sux Being You...
One day a little bird decided it was time to fly south. As he took off, the weather had changed and it became so cold that his wings froze. The little bird fell to Earth in a cow pasture & into a pile of fresh crap.
Along came a cow & plopped a load on top of the bird.
The bird was so warm & happy that he began to sing.
Well, don't you know, the barn cat came around & heard the bird singing, cleared away the dung & ate the bird.
So, ya see folks, not everyone that shits on ya' is your enemy.
And, when you're warm and happy in a pile of shit, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!
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