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Hanxter · 08-27-2003, 11:34 AM

One day a little bird decided it was time to fly south. As he took off, the weather had changed and it became so cold that his wings froze. The little bird fell to Earth in a cow pasture & into a pile of fresh crap.

Along came a cow & plopped a load on top of the bird.

The bird was so warm & happy that he began to sing.

Well, don't you know, the barn cat came around & heard the bird singing, cleared away the dung & ate the bird.

So, ya see folks, not everyone that shits on ya' is your enemy.

And, when you're warm and happy in a pile of shit, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!

Lebell · 08-27-2003, 12:08 PM

You forgot to add the part,

"Not everyone who pulls you out of the shit is your friend."

bermuDa · 08-27-2003, 04:39 PM

aside from the moral... i'm not sure why this is in philosophy ô_O

hobo · 08-28-2003, 09:37 AM

Dung Beetles get born in a pile of shit. Then they eat it.

Four Fingers · 08-29-2003, 09:00 AM

How informative. Is that real mammal shit that the Dung Beetles are born in, or is it Dung Beetle shit (which might not be as disgusting)?

Beltruckus · 08-29-2003, 09:56 AM

Real mammals as opposed to fake mammals yes.

Mr. Moe · 08-29-2003, 07:22 PM

Elephant shit i guess, maybe antalope, whatever big animals are in africa.

MacGnG · 08-29-2003, 08:24 PM

thanks

battlemouth · 08-30-2003, 06:19 AM

good thing his thread turned into a dung beetle conversation. i would think they would choose elephant shit over antelope shit, i just picture elephant shit being a richer blend of feces than an antelopes.

duckznutz · 08-31-2003, 03:22 PM

the sparrow is small . . yet it carries all it needs.

battlemouth · 08-31-2003, 08:39 PM

until it dies

dtheriault · 08-31-2003, 09:21 PM

remember the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

cheese-crap-bird it's all related. right?

duckznutz · 09-01-2003, 01:41 AM

Forty' is the only number with its letters in alphabetical order.

battlemouth · 09-04-2003, 10:49 PM

cow is in alphabetical order too.....

ARTelevision · 09-05-2003, 04:40 AM

it's in Philosophy because it's Hanxter's eternal truth - and he's a philosopher extraordinaire!

JazzmanAl · 09-05-2003, 07:20 PM

This string has quickly gone from bad to worse. Seriously, was there ever a point to all of this? If so, when did it get lost? If not, why am I posting?

08-27-2003, 11:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	Sux Being You... One day a little bird decided it was time to fly south. As he took off, the weather had changed and it became so cold that his wings froze. The little bird fell to Earth in a cow pasture & into a pile of fresh crap. Along came a cow & plopped a load on top of the bird. The bird was so warm & happy that he began to sing. Well, don't you know, the barn cat came around & heard the bird singing, cleared away the dung & ate the bird. So, ya see folks, not everyone that shits on ya' is your enemy. And, when you're warm and happy in a pile of shit, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!

08-27-2003, 12:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
Lebell Cracking the Whip Location: Sexymama's arms...	You forgot to add the part, "Not everyone who pulls you out of the shit is your friend." __________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis The ONLY sponsors we have are YOU! Please Donate!

08-27-2003, 04:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	aside from the moral... i'm not sure why this is in philosophy ô_O __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

08-29-2003, 09:00 AM	#5 (permalink)
Four Fingers Crazy	How informative. Is that real mammal shit that the Dung Beetles are born in, or is it Dung Beetle shit (which might not be as disgusting)? __________________ "Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest."

08-29-2003, 09:56 AM	#6 (permalink)
Beltruckus Psycho Location: Salt Lake City	Real mammals as opposed to fake mammals yes. __________________ The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings. Words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out. -Stephen King

08-28-2003, 09:37 AM	#4 (permalink)
hobo Archangel of Change	Dung Beetles get born in a pile of shit. Then they eat it.

08-29-2003, 07:22 PM	#7 (permalink)
Mr. Moe Loser Location: Oakville, Ontario	Elephant shit i guess, maybe antalope, whatever big animals are in africa.

08-29-2003, 08:24 PM	#8 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	thanks

08-30-2003, 06:19 AM	#9 (permalink)
battlemouth Robot Lovin' Location: Boston	good thing his thread turned into a dung beetle conversation. i would think they would choose elephant shit over antelope shit, i just picture elephant shit being a richer blend of feces than an antelopes. __________________ like a bullet through a flock of doves Last edited by battlemouth; 08-30-2003 at 11:39 AM..

08-31-2003, 03:22 PM	#10 (permalink)
duckznutz Addict Location: Brook Cottage, Lanark, Scotland	the sparrow is small . . yet it carries all it needs. __________________ Where your talents and the needs of the world cross . . there lies your vocation.

08-31-2003, 08:39 PM	#11 (permalink)
battlemouth Robot Lovin' Location: Boston	until it dies __________________ like a bullet through a flock of doves

08-31-2003, 09:21 PM	#12 (permalink)
dtheriault Psycho Location: maybe utah	remember the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. cheese-crap-bird it's all related. right? __________________ "Remember, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." -Homer Unless you are the freakin Highlander, what is the point in learning how to fight with a sword?

09-01-2003, 01:41 AM	#13 (permalink)
duckznutz Addict Location: Brook Cottage, Lanark, Scotland	Forty' is the only number with its letters in alphabetical order.

09-04-2003, 10:49 PM	#14 (permalink)
battlemouth Robot Lovin' Location: Boston	cow is in alphabetical order too..... __________________ like a bullet through a flock of doves

09-05-2003, 04:40 AM	#15 (permalink)
ARTelevision I change Location: USA	it's in Philosophy because it's Hanxter's eternal truth - and he's a philosopher extraordinaire! __________________ create evolution

09-05-2003, 07:20 PM	#16 (permalink)
JazzmanAl Crazy Location: Iowa?	This string has quickly gone from bad to worse. Seriously, was there ever a point to all of this? If so, when did it get lost? If not, why am I posting? __________________ I should have been a pair of ragged claws Scuttling across the floors of silent seas. -The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, T.S. Eliot Your dumber then me.