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scansinboy · 08-26-2003, 11:04 PM

Two racehorses were standing around one day, arguing about which one of them was faster.

The first horse said, "I'm so fast, I placed third, then second and then I won my last race by three lengths."

The second horse says "That's nothing. I'm so fast that I won ALL of my last three races by at least 5 lengths and even set a track record."

Just then a greyhound comes walking by.
"You two don't know what fast is. I'm so fast that in my last race, I actually caught the rabbit that we greyhounds chase around the track."

The two horses look at each other dumbfounded and speechless.
Finally, after a long silence, the first horse looks at the other one and says,
"Well what do you know... a talking dog!!"

08-26-2003, 11:04 PM	#1 (permalink)
scansinboy Insane Location: Milwaukee	Fastest animals Two racehorses were standing around one day, arguing about which one of them was faster. The first horse said, "I'm so fast, I placed third, then second and then I won my last race by three lengths." The second horse says "That's nothing. I'm so fast that I won ALL of my last three races by at least 5 lengths and even set a track record." Just then a greyhound comes walking by. "You two don't know what fast is. I'm so fast that in my last race, I actually caught the rabbit that we greyhounds chase around the track." The two horses look at each other dumbfounded and speechless. Finally, after a long silence, the first horse looks at the other one and says, "Well what do you know... a talking dog!!" __________________ Don't blame me... I voted for Kodos! Last edited by scansinboy; 08-26-2003 at 11:07 PM..