scansinboy

Two racehorses were standing around one day, arguing about which one of them was faster.

The first horse said, "I'm so fast, I placed third, then second and then I won my last race by three lengths."

The second horse says "That's nothing. I'm so fast that I won ALL of my last three races by at least 5 lengths and even set a track record."

Just then a greyhound comes walking by.
"You two don't know what fast is. I'm so fast that in my last race, I actually caught the rabbit that we greyhounds chase around the track."

The two horses look at each other dumbfounded and speechless.
Finally, after a long silence, the first horse looks at the other one and says,
"Well what do you know... a talking dog!!"

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Don't blame me... *I* voted for Kodos!

Tickford

hahahah...... didnt see that one coming.....

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Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Samuel Goldwyn

bravo49

Variation on a good theme

Keg-o-Grog

cute

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I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

hfw01

I'm speachless...

Gnzo

heh

Happyland

mwa hahahha

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someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too