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Originally posted by crackpot
Are there any easter eggs in my idiotic neighbor's new Ghostbusters DVD?
I hope the hell not. What an idiot.
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That's a good one, friend.
Easter eggs are everywhere. They have a shell in every detail of our proud modern world. I fear they wish to rule us crackpot. Make us their yoke fueled slaves. They control us from they're hidden nooks.
In fact its a little known fact that 'easter egg hunts' as we know them today were once known as Divine Aquisition of the Hellions and was celebrated by most ancient religions. The 'Easter Bunny's proper name is in fact, Lucifer.
I lead a small group of friends who follow the ancient rights of DAH. We hold back the flood as best we can. If I were to faill, only the Queen Spider knows what would become of this world.
Here's the bottom line. It is
ESSENTIAL that I investigate that DVD, please contact me.