|
9 months passed of princess sinead screaming for pussy and urinating all over the nice drapes. And one faithful day the king of france in his terribly ironic french maid outfit walked into the palour where sinead was sitting. he saw her sharpening her toenails and decided to surprise her. he snuck up quietly while she was singing champagne supernova in her well-toned cleft-lip melody, and tapped er quickly and SURPISE. she immediately metamorphicized into a 10 foot tall pointy tailed monster and reared her claws over the king to cut his throat and drink from his blue blood. but suddenly (everything happened so sudden) her water broke, so she returned to her normal form and proceded to wail at the moon.
__________________
sometimes even the president of the united states has to stand naked
|