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colourmeirish · 08-24-2003, 09:34 PM

ok, lets build a short story. post a bit from where the last person left off... and stop wherever you'd like.

Once upon a time there was a retard princess named Sinead. She was also a lesbian transvestite. Because Sinead was retarded, she would say rather lewd comments at the wrong time. At dinner with the King of France, they tried to serve her food, but she didnt like any of it. So, finally they asked her what she did like, which she replied to with "pussy".

battlemouth · 08-24-2003, 09:38 PM

With the magic word being spoken at dinner the king a france immediately stripped into his chef boyardee costume. This pleased Sinead and fufilled all her retarded princess needs. After the dinner she decided to go with the king of france in his new costume to a banging party up in the west mountains of Canadia where they eloped and a child was conceived.....

danieltiger · 08-25-2003, 08:06 AM

9 months passed of princess sinead screaming for pussy and urinating all over the nice drapes. And one faithful day the king of france in his terribly ironic french maid outfit walked into the palour where sinead was sitting. he saw her sharpening her toenails and decided to surprise her. he snuck up quietly while she was singing champagne supernova in her well-toned cleft-lip melody, and tapped er quickly and SURPISE. she immediately metamorphicized into a 10 foot tall pointy tailed monster and reared her claws over the king to cut his throat and drink from his blue blood. but suddenly (everything happened so sudden) her water broke, so she returned to her normal form and proceded to wail at the moon.

sub zero · 08-26-2003, 10:53 AM

Whilst this was happening another event captivated the hearts of those involved. The princess' other significant lover came ferociously as he lay upon his servant. In this moment, one scream recognized the other: princess felt her ex-lover in opposite agony, but in agony still the same. Their screams played harmoniously in their moments as if pre-designed. Their thoughts met each other in this moment in time. She screamed in agony for the baby was near, he screamed in pleasure.

The King of France witnessed this phenomenon and stood there in awe, shock, and discomfort. He didn't know of her ex-lover yet her screams showed him everything; they showed him the babies face, they showed him her ex-lovers embrace. He stood petrified, his thoughts reacting in a haste to help, his legs not moving in their realization of what was to come.

The ambulance was already near. The sirens were blaring and as Sinead resumed her cacophony of screams. Moments passed along with her water, and finally the ambulance showed up. To her surprise, her ex-lover was in the back - he had become the medic that he always wanted to be.

"What are you..AHHHH!!...doing here?"

Mickey Mouse zipped his pants back up and said, "I'm helping you."

With that, Mickey whisked her away from the King.

08-24-2003, 09:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
colourmeirish Upright Location: Boston, MA	build a story ok, lets build a short story. post a bit from where the last person left off... and stop wherever you'd like. Once upon a time there was a retard princess named Sinead. She was also a lesbian transvestite. Because Sinead was retarded, she would say rather lewd comments at the wrong time. At dinner with the King of France, they tried to serve her food, but she didnt like any of it. So, finally they asked her what she did like, which she replied to with "pussy". __________________ As you grow older, you will realize you have two hands... one to help yourself, and the other, to help others.

08-24-2003, 09:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
battlemouth Robot Lovin' Location: Boston	With the magic word being spoken at dinner the king a france immediately stripped into his chef boyardee costume. This pleased Sinead and fufilled all her retarded princess needs. After the dinner she decided to go with the king of france in his new costume to a banging party up in the west mountains of Canadia where they eloped and a child was conceived..... __________________ like a bullet through a flock of doves

08-25-2003, 08:06 AM	#3 (permalink)
danieltiger Upright Location: boston, MA	9 months passed of princess sinead screaming for pussy and urinating all over the nice drapes. And one faithful day the king of france in his terribly ironic french maid outfit walked into the palour where sinead was sitting. he saw her sharpening her toenails and decided to surprise her. he snuck up quietly while she was singing champagne supernova in her well-toned cleft-lip melody, and tapped er quickly and SURPISE. she immediately metamorphicized into a 10 foot tall pointy tailed monster and reared her claws over the king to cut his throat and drink from his blue blood. but suddenly (everything happened so sudden) her water broke, so she returned to her normal form and proceded to wail at the moon. __________________ sometimes even the president of the united states has to stand naked

08-26-2003, 10:53 AM	#4 (permalink)
sub zero Addict Location: The one state that doesn't have black outs: TEXAS BABY!!!	Whilst this was happening another event captivated the hearts of those involved. The princess' other significant lover came ferociously as he lay upon his servant. In this moment, one scream recognized the other: princess felt her ex-lover in opposite agony, but in agony still the same. Their screams played harmoniously in their moments as if pre-designed. Their thoughts met each other in this moment in time. She screamed in agony for the baby was near, he screamed in pleasure. The King of France witnessed this phenomenon and stood there in awe, shock, and discomfort. He didn't know of her ex-lover yet her screams showed him everything; they showed him the babies face, they showed him her ex-lovers embrace. He stood petrified, his thoughts reacting in a haste to help, his legs not moving in their realization of what was to come. The ambulance was already near. The sirens were blaring and as Sinead resumed her cacophony of screams. Moments passed along with her water, and finally the ambulance showed up. To her surprise, her ex-lover was in the back - he had become the medic that he always wanted to be. "What are you..AHHHH!!...doing here?" Mickey Mouse zipped his pants back up and said, "I'm helping you." With that, Mickey whisked her away from the King. __________________ Did you Google it yet? Join the TFP Typing team!!