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For instance, my survey revealed that eight out of ten women said their best ever sex was with a Scorpio male...
Scorpio likes Page 3 girls...
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I'm a Scorpio, I'm convinced, it's all true...
Actually, if astrology is based on the positions of the sun, moon, and planets at any given time, and dates back 6000 years, how did we account for the positions of Mercury, Neptune, Uranus and Pluto, which were only discovered in 1610, 1781, 1846, and 1930 respectively? It seems like every other year we find new moons around Jupiter, do they start counting all of a sudden? If not, why? Why does only our planet's moon count?
Anybody ever see the Kentucky Fried Movie? I always thought this was one of the best lines:
"It's 19 minutes after the hour, and now it's time for our daily feature: The Astrological Hour. A quick reminder these reports are not intended to foster belief in astrology, but merely to support people who cannot take responsibility for their own lives."
-Mikey