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The fact list:
Amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 tsp
Average # of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour
Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150
Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
According to Kinsey...
White male: 4"
Black male: 4.3"
Average length when erect: 5.1
Another reported...
White males - 6.2" long and 3.7" around
black males - 6.3" long and 3.8" around
According to the Definitive Penis Size Survey...
While males - 6.5"
Asian males - 5.5"
*The average length a guy thinks an erect penis measures: 10"
*What women think: 4"
(*Jane - April 2000)
Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch
Smallest erect penis: 1cm ("micropenis")
*Largest natural penis recorded: 13 inches *(according to the Kinsey Institute)
In medical literature: 14" (Reuben 1969)
Medically verified on record: 13.5" long & 6.25" around (Dickinson)
Largest penis: blue whale - approx. 10 feet long & 1 foot in diameter. The African Bull Elephants come in 2nd place with a 5-6 footer.
Largest Testes: Northern Right Whale: 2,200 pounds. The African Bull Elephant comes in second place again with 4.4 pounders (each). That's about the size of a football.
Largest Testes (human) on record: an african whale scrotum weighed 154 pounds and measured almost 2 feet in diameter. (the ideal testicle should measure about 4cm long and 2cm broad.)
Elephantiasis: a disease caused by the obstruction of lymph vessels due to parasitic filarial worms - can cause gonads to swell to the size of a watermelon.
Polyorchidism: the presence of more than 2 testicles. (Approx. 75 reported cases - most of which had 3 tests and on occasion one born with 4 or even 5 testicles.)
% of men who say they masturbate: 60%
% of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
% of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks
Average # of erections a man has per day: 11
Average # of erections during the night: 9
Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches
Time it takes the sperm to travel the distance: 2.5 seconds
Diphallasparatus - a rare disorder (80 reported cases) for those with more than one penis.
Dr. Jorn Ege Siana claims to have surgically extended a penis by a full 14.5cm (5.7") The patient was a 42 year old with an 1.8" penis.
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie
In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. (There have been 80 similarly documented cases since then.)
When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands.
In 14th century Europe, high-ranking noblemen were permitted to display their genitals below a short tunic, while those not impressively endowed could, if they chose, wear a leather falsie called a braquette.
The Caramoja tribe in northern Ugunda tie a weight on the end of their penises to elongate them - sometimes to such a degree that the men literally have to knot them up.
The Mambas of New Hebrides wrap their penises in yards of cloth, making them look up to 17 inches long.
"The Perfumed Garden" tells of a man who 'remained erect for 30 days without a break' by eating onions.
The "Kama Sutra" claims that eating 'many eggs friend in butter, then immersed in honey', will make the 'member' hard for the whole night.
Sperm can live inside women for up to a week.
When egyptian troops invaded Libya in 13th century BC they took with them as trophies a total of 13,230 penises.
A stone relief in Thebes depicts a band of victors amassing a pile of 3000 phalli before the king.
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