Does any other guy sometimes have difficulty peeing
if you think your spatial territory is violated?
Like when you REALLY have to go,
and you are at a crowded concert.
and the urinal stalls are close together.
For some reason just the presence of others, won't allow you to go.
You can't "focus" or "unfocus" or "relax".
You try staring at the wall or the handle, or closing your eyes...taking deep breaths.
It just won't go, and then you are just standing there with your wang in your hand.
So awkwardly, you have to zip up,
and then go over to wait for a toilet stall.
Just so you can close the door, and then all of a sudden...
You can go.
This is just a pain in the ass.
And as you ladies might have suspected after all these years,
we have no control over it.
