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Woah. I think i might give the poor fella a break for a little while...
You have made 31.078125 gallons and 259.3595086875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.21 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,432,080,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 7956 kittens.
YEAH RIGHT. HEY, GOD. LINE THOSE FUCKERS UP... HERE I GO AGAIN!
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