How many of you have had a ' Stretch Armstrong '? And how many of you have had this toy for more than a week without cutting him up with scissors to see what makes him tick ? I would of liked to be in the R&D lab when stretch was invented . Better yet , I would of liked to pitch the idea to the Kenner toys .
"I have an idea for a new super hero. He should be made of a material that will allow children to stretch his limbs up to 4 times the width of his body, and they'll snap right back into place! His accessories should be a pair of shorts and thats it . "
Heh . I think Stretch has encouraged a whole generation of scrotum yankers !