You have made 10.15625 gallons and 84.758009375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 72.222222222222 yards.
You have killed approximately 468,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2600 kittens and one ground squirrel.
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