You have made 11.916666666667 gallons and 99.449397666667 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 63.555555555556 yards.
You have killed approximately 411,840,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2288 kittens.
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Hey guys -- I finally got a semen sample after pumping on my wiener for 2 whole days
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