A few weeks ago my friend and I went to our regular neighborhood strip club. I noticed a hot, new girl there. Usually I stay away from the new girls because they typically give shitty dances. Even though I'd never seen her before, she said she'd been working there for six months, so I got a dance. As soon as the song started she slammed her ass into my nuts. I like good grinding, but she was killing my balls. Her aim was way off. The stipper across the way saw me wince, and started laughing. She took my gasps of pain for gasps of pleasure (she never made eye contact). I adjusted my posture to try to compensate, but squirming made her slam harder and harder. $20 to have my nuts crushed. Turns out she only works 2 days a month to pay for rent and bills. Now I ask how long and how often (they've been working that is).
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