theknoll

Hey, I was wondering if anyone had some good strip club tales. Anything that they particularly enjoyed about one specific visit. Any unique games or dances that just made you melt. I just want this to be a post of recollections and good memories, even some suggestions if you have them up your sleeve. Just let the good times roll....

Vyk

Never been to a strip club with women folk but here's a suggestion:

if you go with a group of folks, have them tell the girls you're a virgin and get a lap dance for you. It's amazing the difference it makes. One of my friends was a virgin when he went to the stripclub and all of our friends made sure the girls knew. They did some wild stuff (unfortunately, I wasn't there to see)

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yournamehere

I used to work at one (bartender), so I could tell you lots of stories - but they're not your typical "going to a strip club" stories, so I'll step back into the shadows and lurk awhile.

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prosequence

There was one dancer who was amazing!! She danced really well, we whistled and clapped, for all the ladies... it was a real slow night customer wise. This one in peticular came to our table after her set, she sat down had a drink and we talked for quite a while, she mentioned how she loved to dance but today she was a little sore because she overdid it a the gym earlier. Sooo, she got aroudn to asking if I wanted a private dance and of course I said yes... anyway, after the first dance she asked if I wanted another.... I told her only on one condition... she let me massage her back. With raised eyebrows she complied... she sat naked infront of me on the chair, breasts against the back....it was incredibly sensual, she had a beautiful back and butt... anyways, she ended up doing a third song and only charged me for two.
I thought it was kinda cool.

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visotech

Went to SF today with 3 friends (2 guys, 1 girl), we had dinner then hit the strip club! This was my 2nd time, but it was freakin crazy awesome. I didnt buy a lapdance but got a fare share of action. They actualy had a stripper come in from outa town to do a show and she hecka gave our clique attention, i got her to callup 2 of my friends and she was really friendly with me too My friend thats a girl got called up and she got to use a vibrator on the stripper and kiss her. My other friend thats a guy went up, got a thong put over his head, got to rub oil on her chest and it was just awesome!.....

GREAT NIGHT!!!

metrodub

A large group of us (around 15 or so, mixed men and women) went to a strip club a few years ago.

When the "headliner" came on, she came out in a Latino motif with maracas. So, quite naturally, our group started a conga line during her set.

You can imagine how pissed management was, what with the group pulling attention away from their star attraction. When some of the bouncers came over to try and break up the action, the dancer came down and told them that it was ok. She then proceeded to join our line, slowly but surely removing her articles of clothing as the song progressed and the line progressed through the club.

Needless to say, our group received A LOT of attention the rest of the evening. Things happened that shouldn't have (especially considering Virginia's strict rules (pasties and thongs)), but it was all in good fun.

BigTruck1956

I went with with some of my buddies to this club and there was a dude there who just turned 18. The took him up on stage and probably 5-7 strippers went up with him and were dancing around and all over him. Then they stripped him on stage! Im sure he didnt expect that as his 18th b-day present!

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krd913

Reny Stripers to come to your house it is much more fun.

Cocktopus

A few weeks ago my friend and I went to our regular neighborhood strip club. I noticed a hot, new girl there. Usually I stay away from the new girls because they typically give shitty dances. Even though I'd never seen her before, she said she'd been working there for six months, so I got a dance. As soon as the song started she slammed her ass into my nuts. I like good grinding, but she was killing my balls. Her aim was way off. The stipper across the way saw me wince, and started laughing. She took my gasps of pain for gasps of pleasure (she never made eye contact). I adjusted my posture to try to compensate, but squirming made her slam harder and harder. $20 to have my nuts crushed. Turns out she only works 2 days a month to pay for rent and bills. Now I ask how long and how often (they've been working that is).

bparker805

I took some friends to the local strip club for the first time. We were all having a great time. Then a pornstar by the name of dayton came to dance and the dj announced that the first person who coughed up $10 would get a copy of her new DVD. Well thats pretty cheap as far as porn is concerned so i had pulled out a ten spot in a heartbeat. I was so fast on the draw, my buddies were laughing thier asses off. I got the DVD and the show went on. Well towards the end of her set, she pulls me up on the stage and lays me down and proceeds to stradle me 69 style and just buries her crotch in my face and her face in to my crotch. Next she gets up, turns around, kneels down and buries her face in my crotch again and is simulating an amazing blow job! Dayton, if you can hear me, I love you!

tropicdiver

God, do I have stories. I hate it that I can't share them, tho. ;-)

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soxsfans

No experiences in strip clubs..... but some of your stories make one jealous.

skysooner

There was this one Filipino girl in an all-nude place that used to kind of sit down on a fully loaded beer bottle and proceed to "drink" it. I kind of wonder if she ever had infections from that. She also would grab a cigarette and stick it up her, go get our drinks (strippers were also the waitresses in this place), come back, take it out, light it, and smoke it.

Root_Beer_Man

Never been to one yet...yet.

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phredgreen

heh... so my girlfriend had never been to one (and for that matter, neither had i, but that wasn't the pivitol point) and decided that she needed to go to one at least once in her life, so her and i and my buddy and his then girlfriend cruised over to a little club where my buddy had a friend that danced. so we got in and all was well, but my girlfriend and my buddy's girl decided they needed some alcohol, so they went and imbibed in the sixpack out in the car (no drinkies in a full-nude bar) while my buddy and i stayed in to enjoy the sights. so they announce dollar lapdances... you pay a buck, they grind you up for a minute or two, then move on... so i passed on the first bird that offered, she was a bitch, but called over a cute little brunette and after a few ones, gave her a five-spot to stick around for a while... and soon enough, the music stopped, and the dj announced than any guy getting a dance was to stand up. i stood up, and he told the girls to take our seats, it was our turn to dance for them. so, being the shameless bastard that i am, i started dancing, and at the stripper's cajoling, i started stripping for her. i was down to nothing more than my boxers by the time the song was over, and they gave me a club teeshirt for my troubles... i'd never seen my buddy laugh so hard. the funniest thing was the fact that our girls missed all of it. good times.

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Cynthetiq

skogafoss never been to one so one time we missed a flight in Tampa we hit a titty bar...

she was happy to hear all the rock n roll and I made sure to get her a dance. She enjoyed herself.

Other stories? too sordid to detail here at the moment.

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bigjule

One of the few times I went to a strip club I was out with some friends celebrating what I dont remember. Anyway, this woman walks on stage and is announced as Lisa or something, and I look and feel like I know her. Well to make a long story short..er, it ends up being one of my best friends younger sister. I have known here since she was 10 and here she is shaking her tits to pay for college. She swore me to secrecy and offered to hook me up with a free lap dance from one of the other girls. I declined and havent been back since.

canucker

Went to a strip club where basically anything goes (if you know what I mean). Anywho, I was there on work related stuff and there was about 40 of us that went. We were having a great time drinking a bunch of beers etc, etc, when it was getting too last call. We were trying to get everyone together to share cabs and we couldn't find one guy. Seems he was around on the other side of the bar up on stage getting into a three some with two other girls. The girls were doing all kinds of stuff (full insertions), you know all the good stuff. Well as I find out the next day, this guy was quite the religous guy that was married, station wagon, two kids kinda thing that was at this same job for the last twenty years or whatever. I find out a couple months later he became a alchoholic, left his wife, quit his job and moved to that stripper city. *wondering to this day whatever happened to that guy*

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SkinsFan72

Damn....you sure it wasnt Nicolas Cage from Leaving Las Vegas?







Went to a strip club where basically anything goes (if you know what I mean). Anywho, I was there on work related stuff and there was about 40 of us that went. We were having a great time drinking a bunch of beers etc, etc, when it was getting too last call. We were trying to get everyone together to share cabs and we couldn't find one guy. Seems he was around on the other side of the bar up on stage getting into a three some with two other girls. The girls were doing all kinds of stuff (full insertions), you know all the good stuff. Well as I find out the next day, this guy was quite the religous guy that was married, station wagon, two kids kinda thing that was at this same job for the last twenty years or whatever. I find out a couple months later he became a alchoholic, left his wife, quit his job and moved to that stripper city. *wondering to this day whatever happened to that guy*

zizdog69

Good stories everyone. I wish I could go to clubs more often!

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gonadman

Was at a club celebrating a friends bach party. One other friend hooked up with this really skanky stripper and went into a private room and ate her out. Turns out she had hepatitis and he got really ill. We call him the *yellow man* to this day!!

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gonadman

Thought you guys would enjoy an old pic I just found from my strip club days. Meet Alyssa Alps...

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