I like V. But only the capital V. The small v is for communists and heretics and evil bastards of every ilk. We should round up those small v using motherfuckers and make them pay! Make them pay every goddamn day of their useless, pathetic, pig-fucking lives!
The capital V, however, is a noble steed upon which rides some of the finest words ever to grace the lips of pure, good-hearted men and women. It also looks like the female crotch of a cartoon character. Well it does the way I draw them. Oh, you don't think so? Why don't you come over here and say that you small v using piece of shit cocksucker! Ok, ok, sorry, sorry, just kidding.
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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.
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