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08-21-2003, 11:03 AM
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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*blinks*
well, i'm gonna hafta take a big fat F (failing letter) for this thread, cuz i don't think i could describe any alphabet letter with 100-150 words.
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08-21-2003, 11:15 AM
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Gastrolithuanian
Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
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Hail Citizens!
I enjoy the letter G. It has roots in the Greek letter Gamma. It harkens back to the seminal days of ancient Rome. First a brief history... "Gamma" is the same word as "camel", in Semitic "gimel". The letter actually does look like a camel's head. This letter passed into the Latin alphabet in this position in a curved form as our "C". The Etruscans did not distinguish between the "g" and "k" sounds, so Greek gamma came to have the "k" sound in Latin. The Romans needed another letter for the "g" sound, so they added a bar to the "C" to get "G". Kiant Hamburger does not ring well to me. I can't imagine walking up to Bones and saying, "'sup K?" Churches would experience confusion preaching the work of their one true Kod. What about you, baaa? -KH |
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08-21-2003, 11:38 AM
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Banned
Location: ville
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I feel quite partial to the letter "Q"
I mean, just look at it It could win on aestetics alone, BUT WAIT!!! Think of all of the wonderfull things that you could do with the letter "Q" I couldn't possibly list them all here there are so many. And least we all forget... the "Q" is just an "O" with a penis, making it the most erotic letter by far. sample senario Hot girl "Hi" Baaa "Q" Hot girl "Take me now!!!" It works every time. So in conclusion, my favorite letter of the alphabet is "Q" as in "Q"uality |
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08-21-2003, 12:05 PM
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Thor
Location: 33:08:12N 117:10:23W
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Ode to the letter "M"
Have you ever seen a letter as lovely as the letter M? My, how the months meander in memory of M. My memories of mother's mammary mooched by my mouth Mixed milk: mine. Mine. The symmetry, the angles, the curves; my heart puddles. Many a majestic name is led by the mountains of my M but the most majestic of all is known to me. The letter “O” is pretty cool, too.
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08-21-2003, 02:18 PM
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I am the anomaly.
Location: Motown
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The letter “Z” ... on a Triple letter score square on the game board, that letter “Z”will be worth 30 points alone!
When played with no blanks, OXYPHENBUTAZONE by itself is worth 1562 points (the letter Z alone is worth 540). I'm sorry , that's all I have .
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08-21-2003, 04:50 PM
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Indifferent to anti-matter
Location: Tucson, AZ
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I like V. But only the capital V. The small v is for communists and heretics and evil bastards of every ilk. We should round up those small v using motherfuckers and make them pay! Make them pay every goddamn day of their useless, pathetic, pig-fucking lives!
The capital V, however, is a noble steed upon which rides some of the finest words ever to grace the lips of pure, good-hearted men and women. It also looks like the female crotch of a cartoon character. Well it does the way I draw them. Oh, you don't think so? Why don't you come over here and say that you small v using piece of shit cocksucker! Ok, ok, sorry, sorry, just kidding.
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08-21-2003, 07:00 PM
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Junkie
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My favorite letter of the alphabet is 12. Yup. It is the least-commonly seen letter in the alphabet and was dropped some time during the 1st century... I think
 It had an ambiguous use, for example one could say, "My, George, your garden 12 swell."It could also randomly replace letters within a word, for example: "Holy moth12r of God, J12mmy! That worm is 12ig!" That is a brief history of the letter 12. 
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08-24-2003, 11:52 AM
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Junkie
Location: Louisville, KY
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The letter 'E' is my favorite, because it is the most common, therefore the easiest to construct words with. This comes especially handy when playing Bookworm (danger: don't click if you have work to finish by a deadline)
Seriously, 'E' is one excellent letter. Not only is it the most used, but it scores you points in Bookworm (and, therefore, chicks)! What more could you want?
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08-24-2003, 04:43 PM
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Exhausted
Location: Northeastern US - please send help!
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Congratulations flyman! We welcome you to the secret sect of Q worshipers. Aye, it is odd shaped and a co-dependent letter, leaning on the support of it's cousin "U" - but that apparent weakness is a ruse. designed to throw off the weak minded. Q is a mighty letter indeed - signifying greatness. Why, did Q not exist, we would have no Quincy Jones. And the helpless citizens of England would walk around wondering how to pronouce "Ueen". The gridiron general on a football field would be known only as the "B".
Hail the mighty Q! Fall to your knees and scratch your head - as you rack your brains trying to remember exactly how to write the uppercase version of the letter in cursive.
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