neddy65

One time while visiting Halifax for a sporting event i broke my leg. This sounds innocent enough until you work in the drunken part. After doing very well in a rowing regatta my teammates and I went out for some libations and several hours later I was sitting, in a drunken haze, on the edge of a very deep ditch(actually a moat). Long story short , i found myself 40 feet lower and somewhat damaged in that i had shattered my right femur. I was a little famous for a short time at my university for that but I would rather it never happened at all.
Make me feel better by beating that story please

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