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neddy65 · 08-21-2003, 06:16 AM

One time while visiting Halifax for a sporting event i broke my leg. This sounds innocent enough until you work in the drunken part. After doing very well in a rowing regatta my teammates and I went out for some libations and several hours later I was sitting, in a drunken haze, on the edge of a very deep ditch(actually a moat). Long story short , i found myself 40 feet lower and somewhat damaged in that i had shattered my right femur. I was a little famous for a short time at my university for that but I would rather it never happened at all.
Make me feel better by beating that story please

uncle phil · 08-21-2003, 01:58 PM

neddy65, better check out this thread first:

http://tfproject.org/tfp/showthread....threadid=23266

i_t_man · 08-21-2003, 02:48 PM

When I was in the Air Force, I went out drinking all night at Rota Air Base in Spain and got pretty soused. On our way back to our rooms at 5 am, we noticed the local Spanish guards drilling (marching practice).

Well we decided we would join them so we jumped into the back of the group and started marching around with them. The guards kept looking back at us but were to afraid to say anything so they didn't, they just kept going wondering who we were and why we were there.

It all ended when the leader (sgt. or whatever) saw us, pulled us aside and beat the holy hell out of us. He later had to apologize when he found out we were not just some local kids.

onetime2 · 08-21-2003, 07:28 PM

In college we rented a hotel room to party in. Me and a buddy decided to go look around the hotel after we had gotten pretty well liquored up. We found a door that led to some tennis courts on the roof. As we went out we realized that the room we rented was just a few windows away from us. We hopped over the wall onto the adjoining roof (a few feet away with a big time drop down about 6 floors to the parking garage floor). We soon realized our room was not on the same level as the roof but the next one up. So, in order to see in we started backing up.

It was pitch black and the roof seemed to go on for quite a ways. Well I'm talking to my buddy and he's not responding. I turn around and he's gone! I start yelling, Chris!!! Chris!!!. A muffled grunt comes out of the darkness and he says "I'm down here". Turned out to be only about an eight or ten foot drop but it could have been far worse. I helped him back up and we went back to the party. I think he had a few scratches but that's about it.

JStrider · 08-21-2003, 08:01 PM

well one time i was makin screwdrivers for arie and me... and id have some... and sip on it then hand it to arie... and i assumed she was drinkin em as much as i was... but she wasnt... so i drank a lot more then i thought i had... and then i had some hot damn 100 on top... and i dont remember much after that... but i did ramble on about "they" and i couldnt go to sleep cuz "they would get me" etc... i dunno arie would have to give you the details... i dont remember them...

08-21-2003, 06:16 AM	#1 (permalink)
neddy65 Loves green eggs and ham Location: I'm just sittin' here watching the world go round and round	stupidist drunken escapades One time while visiting Halifax for a sporting event i broke my leg. This sounds innocent enough until you work in the drunken part. After doing very well in a rowing regatta my teammates and I went out for some libations and several hours later I was sitting, in a drunken haze, on the edge of a very deep ditch(actually a moat). Long story short , i found myself 40 feet lower and somewhat damaged in that i had shattered my right femur. I was a little famous for a short time at my university for that but I would rather it never happened at all. Make me feel better by beating that story please __________________ If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything? My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die! Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider!

08-21-2003, 01:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	neddy65, better check out this thread first: http://tfproject.org/tfp/showthread....threadid=23266 __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-21-2003, 07:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
onetime2 Junkie Location: NJ	In college we rented a hotel room to party in. Me and a buddy decided to go look around the hotel after we had gotten pretty well liquored up. We found a door that led to some tennis courts on the roof. As we went out we realized that the room we rented was just a few windows away from us. We hopped over the wall onto the adjoining roof (a few feet away with a big time drop down about 6 floors to the parking garage floor). We soon realized our room was not on the same level as the roof but the next one up. So, in order to see in we started backing up. It was pitch black and the roof seemed to go on for quite a ways. Well I'm talking to my buddy and he's not responding. I turn around and he's gone! I start yelling, Chris!!! Chris!!!. A muffled grunt comes out of the darkness and he says "I'm down here". Turned out to be only about an eight or ten foot drop but it could have been far worse. I helped him back up and we went back to the party. I think he had a few scratches but that's about it. __________________ Strive to be more curious than ignorant.

08-21-2003, 08:01 PM	#5 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	well one time i was makin screwdrivers for arie and me... and id have some... and sip on it then hand it to arie... and i assumed she was drinkin em as much as i was... but she wasnt... so i drank a lot more then i thought i had... and then i had some hot damn 100 on top... and i dont remember much after that... but i did ramble on about "they" and i couldnt go to sleep cuz "they would get me" etc... i dunno arie would have to give you the details... i dont remember them... __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

08-21-2003, 02:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
i_t_man Tilted Location: Seattle	When I was in the Air Force, I went out drinking all night at Rota Air Base in Spain and got pretty soused. On our way back to our rooms at 5 am, we noticed the local Spanish guards drilling (marching practice). Well we decided we would join them so we jumped into the back of the group and started marching around with them. The guards kept looking back at us but were to afraid to say anything so they didn't, they just kept going wondering who we were and why we were there. It all ended when the leader (sgt. or whatever) saw us, pulled us aside and beat the holy hell out of us. He later had to apologize when he found out we were not just some local kids.