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When I was in the Air Force, my best friend was in the Army and stationed at the same base as me. One day, we were in the library and were having a light-hearted discussion on which branch was more intelligent. Since I was a cop, he kept going on about cops being the least intelligent people in the military.
As we were leaving the library, he grabbed the library door and pulled but nothing happened. He pushed and nothing happened. I pointed at the big, neon blue sign in front of him that read, "This door locked, please use other door."
"Yeah, the Army is full of geniuses." I said.
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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses
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