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Originally posted by rev_skarekroe
Actually, what they were attempting to do was cross into the 8th Dimension, which is the space IN-BETWEEN the sub-atomic particles of solid matter. The first experiment of this nature, conducted by Toichi Hikita and Emilio Lizardo in 1938, was only semi-succesful. Lizardo did partially breech the 8th Dimension, but was driven mad as a result. Albert Einstein's work on the problem resulted in another unfortunate incident, the Philadelphia Experiment discussed above. A tragic explosion during a 1955 experiment claimed 3 lives, including scientist Masado Banzai, and halted 8th Dimensional experimentation for nearly 30 years. Then, in 1984, Banzai's son Buckaroo achieved the first fully succesful trip to the 8th Dimension and back via rocket car.
So there you have it.
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Lies! That filthy Banzai would never have made it through to the 8th dimension if he hadn't stolen the original design for the oscillation overthruster from the imminent scientist, the aforementioned Dr. Emilio Lizardo, who was not mad, simply light years ahead of the degenerate primates infesting this planet.
Laugh while you can Monkey Boy!
Signed,
John Bigboote
Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems