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Old 08-19-2003, 11:13 AM   #29 (permalink)
Maveric
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Location: Houston, Texas
Quote:
Originally posted by Giant Hamburger
Hail LaughingCow!

I’m sorry.
I could not resist your beautiful hose.

I collect them

This is my vacuum hose collection.

I play tradition hose music on holidays with garden hoses such as the one you owned.

Yours has a throaty warbling bass sound I like.

I maintain an extensive hose library.

Your former hose will never be lonely again.

Admit it, your hose is in a far better place.
It will live the life that most hoses can only dream of.
Let it go. You will find another one that is right for you.
-GH
fuckin' halarious! i rolled outta my chair when i saw that!
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