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3 hookers at a bar
There are 3 hookers at a bar, and after a few drinks the conversation comes around to how loose they are. Like with everything else that night, they are feeling a little competitive.
The first hooker says "god, by now Im _so_ loose, I can take three cocks at once"
The second hooker says "oh yeah, Im so loose now that I can take two *fists* at once"
Now the Third hooker looks at them both, smiles, wiggles on her stool a little bit, and sinks slowly to the floor.
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Use the star one and you'll be fighting off the old ones with your bare hands
-A Shoggoth on the Roof
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