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08-18-2003, 11:50 AM
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is a shoggoth
Location: LA
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3 hookers at a bar
There are 3 hookers at a bar, and after a few drinks the conversation comes around to how loose they are. Like with everything else that night, they are feeling a little competitive.
The first hooker says "god, by now Im _so_ loose, I can take three cocks at once" The second hooker says "oh yeah, Im so loose now that I can take two *fists* at once" Now the Third hooker looks at them both, smiles, wiggles on her stool a little bit, and sinks slowly to the floor.
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08-19-2003, 06:54 AM
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Variation on an old theme, but still amusing...
Arf.
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08-23-2003, 02:19 PM
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Eccentric insomniac
Location: North Carolina
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hehe, that's awfull
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08-23-2003, 07:32 PM
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Location: Oklahoma
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The sad part of this is I was with one woman who was almost that bad. She was 18 and sleeping with her college professor. She was basically a one-night stand I hooked up with in California. It felt like going down a water-slide when I was sleeping with her. Since I was young and relatively inexperienced, I thought this is what happened to women who had slept around a bunch. Thank goodness this did not prove to be the case.
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and a laugh right now.
