January 23, 2042
at the age of 69 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (35%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
woot, i'm not halfway yet !!!
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