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marcopolo · 08-16-2003, 11:23 AM

When are YOU gonna die ?
No one lives FOREVER !
Take the DeathTest !

spectre · 08-16-2003, 11:28 AM

Yikes!

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

August 21, 2005
at the age of 23 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (54%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Horrible Accident (7%)

wario · 08-16-2003, 11:39 AM

November 12, 2044

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (34%)
Cancer (15%)
Auto-Fellatio (8%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Suicide (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)
Drowning (6%)

Yay! I've got some time. Heart attack is a quick enough way to go. I don't know what Auto-Fallatio is and I have no idea why Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation got 6%.

Nefir · 08-16-2003, 11:48 AM

Mark your calendar or Palm V.
You can expect to die on:

November 11, 2072
at the age of 91 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (22%)
Contagious Disease (10%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Homicide (6%)
Electrolysis (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Organ Failure (5%)

Looks like a fun way to go.

Munku · 08-16-2003, 12:00 PM

AutoFellation is trying to suck your own dick..

Munku · 08-16-2003, 12:01 PM

February 4, 2057
at the age of 73 years old.

Heart Attack (26%)
Cancer (15%)
Homicide (8%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)

marcopolo · 08-16-2003, 12:03 PM

It was nice knowing you ...

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

August 26, 2004
at the age of 48 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (37%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Electrolysis (8%)
Alien Abduction (6%)

I'm cummin' Elizabeth !

Junchbailey · 08-16-2003, 12:04 PM

November 6, 2050
at the age of 70 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (41%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

Xell101 · 08-16-2003, 12:21 PM

March 1, 2061
at the age of 79 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (26%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Third Degree Burns (9%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Loneliness (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Confusion (5%)

Devilchild · 08-16-2003, 12:27 PM

im going to live till im 21...oops

badflsh · 08-16-2003, 12:56 PM

October 3, 2055
at the age of 76 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (30%)
Electrolysis (14%)
Cancer (11%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

GuttersnipeXL · 08-16-2003, 01:00 PM

February 4 2047...I'll be 70...which in fact is ALOT longer than I expect to live.

Zargix · 08-16-2003, 05:48 PM

i'm making it a point not to living longer than say, 65. After then, i'll take so many drugs, i'll be half-dead, half alive

bundy · 08-16-2003, 06:08 PM

here are my results...

January 5, 2057
at the age of 76 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (10%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Homicide (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

how come Auto-Fellatio only got 5%, and Alien Abduction got 11%???

i_t_man · 08-16-2003, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spectre
Yikes!

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

August 21, 2005
at the age of 23 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (54%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Horrible Accident (7%)

That sucks dude, that's my birthday. Now I'm going to be all bummed out wondering if someone really bought it while I'm blowing out the candles.

Ashton · 08-16-2003, 06:48 PM

June 10, 2033
at the age of 65 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Homicide (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

Me dies of cancer! Weeeeeeeee

/lights a smoke

Ashton · 08-16-2003, 06:55 PM

LOL! I did it again clicking all the bad things...... I said I had 1000 unprotected sex partners, Me gets to die tomorrow!

August 17, 2003
at the age of 35 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (34%)
Cancer (12%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)

bernadette · 08-16-2003, 07:21 PM

dies at age 63. cancer (45%)

fuck. life is too short. and cruel.

<small>can i say fuck on this board?</small>

Fly · 08-16-2003, 08:52 PM

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

February 27, 2045
at the age of 65 years old.

31 years away.........i'm fuckin' laughin'

cliv · 08-16-2003, 09:02 PM

July 9, 2033
at the age of 70 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32%)
Heart Attack (27%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (10%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Homicide (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

Alien Abduction is my preferred means of dying, but it only got 8%.

hotzot · 08-16-2003, 09:08 PM

october 17, 2028 age 72, Ha! I laugh at this test!!!!!

bernadette · 08-16-2003, 10:18 PM

i didn't c&p any of the stuff...

but it said i would die at 63 olds, 45% cause of cancer.

*flicks cig ash & sips beer*

63?! gypped!

phredgreen · 08-17-2003, 01:18 AM

bah.. it was a good run.

September 10, 2045
at the age of 66 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (17%)
Electrolysis (13%)
Cancer (10%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Suicide (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

FlorentinoAriza · 08-17-2003, 09:52 AM

January 23, 2042
at the age of 69 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (35%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

woot, i'm not halfway yet !!!

Snoogans · 08-17-2003, 11:25 AM

December 25, 2050
at the age of 67 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (14%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Homicide (9%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Drowning (5%)

sounds good..

Plan9Senior · 08-17-2003, 12:56 PM

I'm doing something right

November 23, 2069
at the age of 93 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (20%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Homicide (13%)
Contagious Disease (10%)
Loneliness (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Electrolysis (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

tinfoil · 08-17-2003, 01:29 PM

November 26, 2035
at the age of 60 years old.

Cancer (28%)
Heart Attack (27%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

JumpinJesus · 08-17-2003, 01:39 PM

August 20, 2003 of a contagious disease. So long.

CSflim · 08-17-2003, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

August 19, 2003
at the age of 19 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (36%)
Cancer (16%)
Horrible Accident (7%)

HOLY SHIT!!!!

I've got two freakin' days to live!

snicka · 08-17-2003, 02:43 PM

bleh, kinda boring, though 57 is not too bad

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

February 7, 2034
at the age of 57 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (24%)
Cancer (20%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)

08-16-2003, 11:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	The Death Test When are YOU gonna die ? No one lives FOREVER ! Take the DeathTest ! __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

08-16-2003, 11:28 AM	#2 (permalink)
spectre Junkie	Yikes! Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: August 21, 2005 at the age of 23 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (54%) Heart Attack (18%) Horrible Accident (7%) __________________ "Fuck these chains No goddamn slave I will be different" ~ Machine Head

08-16-2003, 11:48 AM	#4 (permalink)
Nefir Junkie Location: Louisville, KY	Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: November 11, 2072 at the age of 91 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (25%) Heart Attack (22%) Contagious Disease (10%) Alien Abduction (10%) Homicide (6%) Electrolysis (5%) Horrible Accident (5%) Organ Failure (5%) Looks like a fun way to go. __________________ You do not use a Macintosh, instead you use a Tandy Kompressor break your glowstick, Kompressor eat your candy Kompressor open jaws, Kompressor release ants Kompressor watch you scream, Because Kompressor does not dance

08-16-2003, 12:03 PM	#7 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	It was nice knowing you ... Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: August 26, 2004 at the age of 48 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (37%) Heart Attack (17%) Electrolysis (8%) Alien Abduction (6%) I'm cummin' Elizabeth ! __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. Last edited by marcopolo; 08-16-2003 at 12:20 PM..

08-16-2003, 12:04 PM	#8 (permalink)
Junchbailey Psycho Location: Columbia Falls, MT	November 6, 2050 at the age of 70 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (41%) Heart Attack (21%) Contagious Disease (5%) Loneliness (5%) Drowning (5%) Auto-Fellatio (5%) __________________ Hey guys -- I finally got a semen sample after pumping on my wiener for 2 whole days

08-16-2003, 11:39 AM	#3 (permalink)
wario Insane	November 12, 2044 On that date you will most likely die from: Heart Attack (34%) Cancer (15%) Auto-Fellatio (8%) Third Degree Burns (6%) Suicide (6%) Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%) Drowning (6%) Yay! I've got some time. Heart attack is a quick enough way to go. I don't know what Auto-Fallatio is and I have no idea why Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation got 6%.

08-16-2003, 12:00 PM	#5 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	AutoFellation is trying to suck your own dick..

08-16-2003, 12:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	February 4, 2057 at the age of 73 years old. Heart Attack (26%) Cancer (15%) Homicide (8%) Third Degree Burns (6%) Alien Abduction (6%) Auto-Fellatio (6%)

08-16-2003, 12:21 PM	#9 (permalink)
Xell101 Junkie	March 1, 2061 at the age of 79 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (26%) Heart Attack (13%) Third Degree Burns (9%) Contagious Disease (7%) Loneliness (7%) Alien Abduction (7%) Suicide (5%) Horrible Accident (5%) Confusion (5%)

08-16-2003, 12:27 PM	#10 (permalink)
Devilchild Crazy	im going to live till im 21...oops

08-16-2003, 12:56 PM	#11 (permalink)
badflsh Tilted Location: Oregon	October 3, 2055 at the age of 76 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Heart Attack (30%) Electrolysis (14%) Cancer (11%) Alcoholism (5%) Alien Abduction (5%)

08-16-2003, 01:00 PM	#12 (permalink)
GuttersnipeXL Giggity Giggity!! Location: N'York	February 4 2047...I'll be 70...which in fact is ALOT longer than I expect to live. __________________ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

08-16-2003, 05:48 PM	#13 (permalink)
Zargix Crazy Location: Everywhere, Simultaniously	i'm making it a point not to living longer than say, 65. After then, i'll take so many drugs, i'll be half-dead, half alive

08-16-2003, 06:08 PM	#14 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	here are my results... January 5, 2057 at the age of 76 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (27%) Heart Attack (11%) Alien Abduction (11%) Public Execution In a Third World Country (10%) Alcoholism (9%) Homicide (5%) Auto-Fellatio (5%) how come Auto-Fellatio only got 5%, and Alien Abduction got 11%??? __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-16-2003, 06:48 PM	#16 (permalink)
Ashton PORNHOUND Location: California	June 10, 2033 at the age of 65 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (29%) Heart Attack (18%) Homicide (9%) Alien Abduction (7%) Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%) Alcoholism (5%) Auto-Fellatio (5%) Me dies of cancer! Weeeeeeeee /lights a smoke

08-17-2003, 01:39 PM	#28 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	August 20, 2003 of a contagious disease. So long. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

08-16-2003, 06:55 PM	#17 (permalink)
Ashton PORNHOUND Location: California	LOL! I did it again clicking all the bad things...... I said I had 1000 unprotected sex partners, Me gets to die tomorrow! August 17, 2003 at the age of 35 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Contagious Disease (34%) Cancer (12%) Heart Attack (6%) Horrible Accident (6%)

08-16-2003, 07:21 PM	#18 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	dies at age 63. cancer (45%) fuck. life is too short. and cruel. <small>can i say fuck on this board?</small> __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-16-2003, 08:52 PM	#19 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated." Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: February 27, 2045 at the age of 65 years old. 31 years away.........i'm fuckin' laughin' __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-16-2003, 09:02 PM	#20 (permalink)
cliv Insane Location: New Jersey, USA	July 9, 2033 at the age of 70 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (32%) Heart Attack (27%) Public Execution In a Third World Country (10%) Alien Abduction (8%) Homicide (5%) Auto-Fellatio (5%) Alien Abduction is my preferred means of dying, but it only got 8%.

08-16-2003, 09:08 PM	#21 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	october 17, 2028 age 72, Ha! I laugh at this test!!!!! __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

08-16-2003, 10:18 PM	#22 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	i didn't c&p any of the stuff... but it said i would die at 63 olds, 45% cause of cancer. flicks cig ash & sips beer 63?! gypped! __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-17-2003, 01:18 AM	#23 (permalink)
phredgreen who? Location: the phoenix metro	bah.. it was a good run. September 10, 2045 at the age of 66 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Heart Attack (17%) Electrolysis (13%) Cancer (10%) Alien Abduction (10%) Suicide (7%) Homicide (6%) Horrible Accident (5%) Auto-Fellatio (5%) __________________ My country is the world, and my religion is to do good. - Thomas Paine

08-17-2003, 09:52 AM	#24 (permalink)
FlorentinoAriza Crazy Location: europe	January 23, 2042 at the age of 69 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (35%) Heart Attack (13%) Alcoholism (9%) Alien Abduction (8%) Homicide (6%) Third Degree Burns (5%) Horrible Accident (5%) Auto-Fellatio (5%) woot, i'm not halfway yet !!! __________________ --- this space for rent --- pm me

08-17-2003, 11:25 AM	#25 (permalink)
Snoogans Veteran Location: Uppsala, Sweden	December 25, 2050 at the age of 67 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (14%) Alcoholism (13%) Heart Attack (12%) Alien Abduction (11%) Homicide (9%) Auto-Fellatio (7%) Third Degree Burns (5%) Suicide (5%) Contagious Disease (5%) Drowning (5%) sounds good.. __________________ Internet hint: If someone's asking if what they do is weird, it always is.

08-17-2003, 12:56 PM	#26 (permalink)
Plan9Senior Banned Location: Orange County, California	I'm doing something right November 23, 2069 at the age of 93 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (20%) Heart Attack (15%) Homicide (13%) Contagious Disease (10%) Loneliness (7%) Alcoholism (6%) Suicide (5%) Electrolysis (5%) Alien Abduction (5%) Auto-Fellatio (5%)

08-17-2003, 01:29 PM	#27 (permalink)
tinfoil Fucking Hostile Location: Springford, ON, Canada	November 26, 2035 at the age of 60 years old. Cancer (28%) Heart Attack (27%) Alcoholism (8%) Alien Abduction (5%) __________________ Get off your fuckin cross. We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr. Last edited by tinfoil; 08-17-2003 at 01:31 PM..

08-17-2003, 02:43 PM	#30 (permalink)
snicka Crazy	bleh, kinda boring, though 57 is not too bad Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: February 7, 2034 at the age of 57 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Heart Attack (24%) Cancer (20%) Electrolysis (12%) Alcoholism (7%) Horrible Accident (6%) Third Degree Burns (5%)