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July 9, 2033
at the age of 70 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (32%)
Heart Attack (27%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (10%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Homicide (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Alien Abduction is my preferred means of dying, but it only got 8%.
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