NNNNNNOOOOOO!!! You can't do it! We would all have to resort to those.... those.... ahh crap...what do you call them? You know...the thingies...that you open and they're full of flimsy white things covered in black stuff in fancy little patterns.... you know....and you have to...um... what's the word...read?...yeah ...you have to read them....oh yeah! Books!...yeah... we'll have to resort to BOOKS!!!
