I DELETED THE INTERNET! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

YzermanS19 · 08-15-2003, 12:15 PM

Its true! It's sitting in my recycle bin right as we speak!

Goodbye fair internet!

*Right click* "Empty Recycle Bin"

MwuahahahahahahhahaAHHA!

MacGnG · 08-15-2003, 12:20 PM

DON'T do it!!!!!!<hr>
This has spawned the The Search Google for Strange Phrases Game!!!!!

CSflim · 08-15-2003, 01:20 PM

BALETED!!

TerresqueÜ · 08-15-2003, 01:35 PM

Well done, yzerman. Just...well done...

micah67 · 08-15-2003, 01:41 PM

< no carrier >

YzermanS19 · 08-15-2003, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
i just deleted your existance

i watched the net with sandra bullock and found out how

You cant, thats unpossible.

I exist, the internet does not.

Fly · 08-15-2003, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by YzermanS19
You cant, thats unpossible.

I exist, the internet does not.

you been hittin' the bong again there StevieY?

YzermanS19 · 08-16-2003, 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman
you been hittin' the bong again there StevieY?

I am uber-sober.

YzermanS19 · 08-16-2003, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
how did you post this if the internet does not exist?

Maybe I didn't empty my recycle bin. It could still just be in there lingering.

Maybe you have to delete the internet too, for it to work. If everyone in the world deletes the internet at the same time, it would be deleted for good right?

remiel · 08-16-2003, 11:37 AM

Even if you deleted the internety it wouldn't matter. I backed it up onto CD.

Keg-o-Grog · 08-16-2003, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CSflim
BALETED!!

hahaha !! now you made me want to check out homestar runner

marcopolo · 08-16-2003, 12:26 PM

Actually StevieY were keeping you and putting Fedorov in the recycling bin !

sub zero · 08-16-2003, 04:13 PM

What's the internet?

ForgottenKnight · 08-16-2003, 07:20 PM

NNNNNNOOOOOO!!! You can't do it! We would all have to resort to those.... those.... ahh crap...what do you call them? You know...the thingies...that you open and they're full of flimsy white things covered in black stuff in fancy little patterns.... you know....and you have to...um... what's the word...read?...yeah ...you have to read them....oh yeah! Books!...yeah... we'll have to resort to BOOKS!!!

bernadette · 08-16-2003, 07:30 PM

yay! delete the bitch.

i need some sunshine. maybe?

Pedialyte · 08-16-2003, 07:34 PM

OHH NOES MY INTARWEBNET!!

YzermanS19 · 08-16-2003, 07:44 PM

Hey Bones, its all untrue.

I deleted your existence now.

MacGnG · 08-16-2003, 08:12 PM

booooooorgle!
goooooooooooorgle
intooooooooooooorgle

qpid · 08-16-2003, 08:18 PM

no you can't delete it i need porn

Batman976 · 08-16-2003, 08:25 PM

It's a good thing I still have the internet in my cache.

ssander9 · 08-17-2003, 06:13 AM

Bill gates would then create his own internet.
You would have to buy MICROSOFT INTERNET 2004 and then buy an add-on that would allow you to see images then a patch to fix the email that doesn't work.

NO NO DON'T DO IT!!!

YzermanS19 · 08-17-2003, 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MacGnG
booooooorgle!
goooooooooooorgle
intooooooooooooorgle

LOLOOORGLE

I need Moooorrlge Alcohoooooorgle

MSD · 08-17-2003, 09:30 PM

Al Gore doesn't like you now.

JangoFett72 · 08-19-2003, 06:03 AM

"Ooh, they have the Internet on computers now!"

zenmaster10665 · 08-19-2003, 06:20 AM

The internet?....is that thing still around?

IckUber · 08-19-2003, 08:15 AM

Shit i through my internet out weeks ago, it started to hit on me. Fagotfagbafg.

YzermanS19 · 09-21-2003, 12:23 PM

Well, I reinstalled the internet for everyone, but today around 3:20PM central Time, I deleted it again.

My bad.

muckluck · 09-21-2003, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by YzermanS19
Well, I reinstalled the internet for everyone, but today around 3:20PM central Time, I deleted it again.

My bad.

NOOO!! Make sure u dont delete it the next time.

Batman976 · 09-21-2003, 01:06 PM

You bastard! I was finally able to log on after all those weeks then it was down again before I knew it. I come here only to find that it was your doing again? This does not look good for you in your fight against Bones. You're going to lose crusaders.

...wait, I figured out your plan. You give the internet only to those willing to join you in your cause. Damn!

YzermanS19 · 09-21-2003, 03:39 PM

No Batman, I deleted the whole thing.

I can't bring it back.

tinfoil · 09-21-2003, 05:40 PM

Luckily we still have AOL CDs.

We can create a new internet from those.

YzermanS19 · 09-21-2003, 06:13 PM

Yes, tinfoil, you may be on to something. It just may be possible to construct a crude version of the internet.

I even have a few AOL cd's laying around somewhere.....I'm probably using them to scare away birds outside, but I could bring them in and use it to reconstruct the internet!

tinfoil · 09-21-2003, 06:14 PM

That way YOU can say you invented the internet.

Damn Al Gore.

08-15-2003, 12:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	I DELETED THE INTERNET! Its true! It's sitting in my recycle bin right as we speak! Goodbye fair internet! Right click "Empty Recycle Bin" MwuahahahahahahhahaAHHA! __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

08-15-2003, 01:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	BALETED!! __________________

08-15-2003, 01:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Well done, yzerman. Just...well done... __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

08-15-2003, 01:41 PM	#5 (permalink)
micah67 Thor Location: 33:08:12N 117:10:23W	< no carrier > __________________ ~micah

08-16-2003, 11:37 AM	#10 (permalink)
remiel Insane Location: Gastonia NC	Even if you deleted the internety it wouldn't matter. I backed it up onto CD. __________________ "Then said Joseph to St. Mary, henceforth we will not allow him to go out of the house; for every one who displeases him is killed." Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ, 20:16

08-15-2003, 12:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	DON'T do it!!!!!!<hr> This has spawned the The Search Google for Strange Phrases Game!!!!!

08-16-2003, 12:26 PM	#12 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	Actually StevieY were keeping you and putting Fedorov in the recycling bin ! __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

08-16-2003, 04:13 PM	#13 (permalink)
sub zero Addict Location: The one state that doesn't have black outs: TEXAS BABY!!!	What's the internet? __________________ Did you Google it yet? Join the TFP Typing team!!

08-16-2003, 07:20 PM	#14 (permalink)
ForgottenKnight Jesus Freak Location: Following the light...	NNNNNNOOOOOO!!! You can't do it! We would all have to resort to those.... those.... ahh crap...what do you call them? You know...the thingies...that you open and they're full of flimsy white things covered in black stuff in fancy little patterns.... you know....and you have to...um... what's the word...read?...yeah ...you have to read them....oh yeah! Books!...yeah... we'll have to resort to BOOKS!!! __________________ "People say I'm strange, does that make me a stranger?"

08-16-2003, 07:30 PM	#15 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	yay! delete the bitch. i need some sunshine. maybe? __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-16-2003, 07:34 PM	#16 (permalink)
Pedialyte Crazy Location: Minneapolis	OHH NOES MY INTARWEBNET!!

08-16-2003, 07:44 PM	#17 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	Hey Bones, its all untrue. I deleted your existence now. __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

08-16-2003, 08:12 PM	#18 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	booooooorgle! goooooooooooorgle intooooooooooooorgle

08-16-2003, 08:18 PM	#19 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	no you can't delete it i need porn __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

08-16-2003, 08:25 PM	#20 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	It's a good thing I still have the internet in my cache. __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

08-17-2003, 09:30 PM	#23 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	Al Gore doesn't like you now.

08-19-2003, 06:20 AM	#25 (permalink)
zenmaster10665 Bokonist Location: Location, Location, Location...	The internet?....is that thing still around? __________________ "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way." -Kurt Vonnegut

08-17-2003, 06:13 AM	#21 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	Bill gates would then create his own internet. You would have to buy MICROSOFT INTERNET 2004 and then buy an add-on that would allow you to see images then a patch to fix the email that doesn't work. NO NO DON'T DO IT!!! __________________ I never said you had to.

08-19-2003, 06:03 AM	#24 (permalink)
JangoFett72 Tilted	"Ooh, they have the Internet on computers now!"

08-19-2003, 08:15 AM	#26 (permalink)
IckUber Funran Location: Norman, OK	Shit i through my internet out weeks ago, it started to hit on me. Fagotfagbafg. __________________ How much is y'all Piolkles?

09-21-2003, 12:23 PM	#27 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	Well, I reinstalled the internet for everyone, but today around 3:20PM central Time, I deleted it again. My bad. __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

09-21-2003, 01:06 PM	#29 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	You bastard! I was finally able to log on after all those weeks then it was down again before I knew it. I come here only to find that it was your doing again? This does not look good for you in your fight against Bones. You're going to lose crusaders. ...wait, I figured out your plan. You give the internet only to those willing to join you in your cause. Damn! __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

09-21-2003, 03:39 PM	#30 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	No Batman, I deleted the whole thing. I can't bring it back. __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

09-21-2003, 05:40 PM	#31 (permalink)
tinfoil Fucking Hostile Location: Springford, ON, Canada	Luckily we still have AOL CDs. We can create a new internet from those. __________________ Get off your fuckin cross. We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr.

09-21-2003, 06:13 PM	#32 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	Yes, tinfoil, you may be on to something. It just may be possible to construct a crude version of the internet. I even have a few AOL cd's laying around somewhere.....I'm probably using them to scare away birds outside, but I could bring them in and use it to reconstruct the internet! __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

09-21-2003, 06:14 PM	#33 (permalink)
tinfoil Fucking Hostile Location: Springford, ON, Canada	That way YOU can say you invented the internet. Damn Al Gore. __________________ Get off your fuckin cross. We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr.