How close to a penis does an object have to get? Is there a rule that people go by to judge penis resemblance?
I think that people go by the presence/resemblence of the glans.
It also might help this guy to remind people that porn is in the mind of the beholder, as demonstrated on <A HREF="http://www.adamconnelly.com/prontings.html">Adam Connelly's Pr0ntings page (NSFW if you have a vision impaired boss)</A>
i think i might buy a statue of David, 2 pr0ntings, and the penis that Alex kills the Catwoman with in <i>A Clockwork Orange</i>.