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1) a castle
2) an original Volkswagen, but in superb working order (with the interiors re-done to look authentic but actually have an MP3 player)
3) an impossibly good computer
4) a Gibson Les Paul custom guitar with a Vox AC20 amplifier. Also a Parker Fly guitar, a rickenbacker semi-acoustic, and a Carl Thompson rainbow bass
5) a really great drumkit (pearl with zildjan cymbals) in case I ever learn
6) a truly massive library of books, with an especially large science fiction, fantasy, and graphic novel collection
7) one of those office chairs with as many moving parts as the human body has bones
8) some great gymn equipment so I can get into shape
9) a superb kitchen with great knives, wide marble counters, one of those fantastic ovens that also heats your house (agas), a restaurant quality griddle, a fry-daddy, a steak aging setup, a home rotisserie
10) the best bed ever
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"Then said Joseph to St. Mary, henceforth we will not allow him to go out of the house; for every one who displeases him is killed."
Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ, 20:16
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