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Mark your calendar or Palm V.
You can expect to die on:
November 11, 2072
at the age of 91 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (22%)
Contagious Disease (10%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Homicide (6%)
Electrolysis (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Organ Failure (5%)
Looks like a fun way to go.
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You do not use a Macintosh, instead you use a Tandy
Kompressor break your glowstick, Kompressor eat your candy
Kompressor open jaws, Kompressor release ants
Kompressor watch you scream, Because Kompressor does not dance
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