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November 12, 2044
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (34%)
Cancer (15%)
Auto-Fellatio (8%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Suicide (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)
Drowning (6%)
Yay! I've got some time. Heart attack is a quick enough way to go. I don't know what Auto-Fallatio is and I have no idea why Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation got 6%.
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